Lean Cuisine Recalls Chicken Meals For Containing Plastic Pieces

hint: that ain’t plastic

Microsoft to aid in war on terror, builds software for DHS

Homeland Security:  It’s time to reboot.

Microsoft Realizes No One Wants To Pay Microsoft To Fix Its Own Security Flaws

So rather than fixing them, they’re giving away additional software.

Bush Administration’s E-Mail Deluge May Overload Archive System

Solved:  Cheney just deleted it all.

Dead Parrot Sketch Is 1,600 Years Old

John Cleese can’t be more than seventy…

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